1nd2rd3st:

THE LAST ONE

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Posted 3 hours ago • 238,478 notes
"For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings."
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AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)

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Posted 4 hours ago • 16,845 notes
novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

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Posted 4 hours ago • 3,866 notes

hopes are high that he will be a successful operative. i believe, because he walks and talks like them, because he exudes “america” with his every breath, that the enemy will never see him coming.

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Posted 4 hours ago • 2,841 notes

blurrymelancholy:

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

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buckyxbarnes:

What do you think it is about Hawkeye that’s so compelling as a character?

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Posted 6 hours ago • 10,733 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Posted 6 hours ago • 147,429 notes
omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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Posted 7 hours ago • 138,962 notes

jlmkirks:

unpopulartextpost:

hi, i’m leonard mccoy and this is jackass *sticks arm into highly dangerous and explosive torpedo*

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Posted 7 hours ago • 2,114 notes

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would

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